Damn onion!

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About horrible things with a bit of wishes mixed in
The wishes being stuff I wish would happen between a certain guy and I.
Not worth the horror though, I need sleep and I’m not going back to sleep if I’m going to nightmare again. 4 is enough for one night in my opinion.

(via hopefrenzy)

Source: amberdaleshaw

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To just walk up behind someone and wrap your arms around their waist and bury your face in their back and squeeze them and cuddle with them for a long time
But you can’t because they don’t want to talk to you anymore because of I don’t know. And it would be creepy and forced :(
I could hug that boy forever, goodness gracious.

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washawaymysins:

“fuck this I’m gonna be a stripper” says the 13-year-old virgin who just got a B on her science test

I remember this going on in middle school.

(via jiggue)

Source: washawaymysins

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“Call me maybe”
If anyone wants to slap some sense into me, please go right ahead.

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I’m like 5000 pounds and totally have a penis. It’s true.

(via aromaticgummies)

Source: charizzaaa

Bleach loves me

Bleach loves me

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aquus:

where would the word twink even come from

isnt a twinky a soft delicious little snack with a creamy fil-

oh

(via jiggue)

Source: aquus

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cloverhigh:

imagine a world where everyone was assumed gay until they came out as straight 

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So so so glad Conor bribed me xD I honestly cannot say I’ve seen a better movie.

did-you-kno:

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I love how I see this on my dash at 4:37am.

did-you-kno:

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I love how I see this on my dash at 4:37am.

(via aromaticgummies)

Source: did-you-kno

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cybergirlfriend:

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

(via aromaticgummies)

Source: cybergirlfriend

"The best way to not get pregnant is to remain abstinent."

- My health science teacher to a room of teenagers (lol fail)

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dysenterygay:

what if i got a boyfriend

i wouldn’t know what to do

what do they eat???

how often do they have to be walked???

Oh hell…how often do we change their litter box?

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Even if I have no fucking idea what they’re saying, if they can just talk about how the feel about something or what they think about something with passion without even trying to make sense, I’m interested in them xD