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True wealth is happiness

And what types of guns are sold and legal to people.

•Glucose tolerance test

Source: wtf-u-gonnado

• be thin
• have a vagina
• give birth
• cook for you
• have long hair
• wear makeup
• have sex with you
• be feminine
• be graceful
• shave
• diet
• be fashionable
• wear pink
• love men
• be the media’s idea of perfection
• listen to your bullshit

A little questionable with the vagina part but if you define yourself as a woman that’s cool too :)

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gillanlord:

how to be a good student:

• care about your grades
• do your work

how to have a school-related mental breakdown:

• care about your grades
• don’t do your work

guess what I do 

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touchmymas:

bootysmellgooddoe:

VOTE YES ON BOOTY feat. @buriedherheart @anasteez & Aussie #anonybooty #BSGD

Booty is the right choice, not just for America, but for mankind.

The flag in between the cheeks.

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There will be a lot of self-deportation going on.

clockworkvortex:

Yes, thank you…

mrsduckyfuzzles:

• Democrats up North: Yeah this Romney guy is a dick. Thank you for agreeing with me comrade
• Democrats down South: MITT ROMNEY IS AN ARROGANT ASSHOLE WHY ARE YOU ALL SUPPORTING HIM NO OBAMA IS NOT A COMMUNIST CAN ANYONE HEAR ME

peacepoetrypotter:

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Been working the past few weeks on the weekends all afternoon knocking on doors, chasing people ‘round malls and at the library to register to vote, and doing whatever I can to get people to vote (hopefully for Obama).

Victory party is Saturday.

If Romney somehow wins, marches and rallies for women will be started to be set up and planned out Wednesday. 

A woman who votes for Romney deserves everything she gets. 

janecrocker:

always-a-lovegood:

JUST PERFECT

i am So Done with election stuff but look at obamas lips in this picture them things are so luscious i wanna suck em off his face

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